dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

I’d be very disappointed if that was the response I received.

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

Telling people no hurts me, physically and emotionally, but for some reason I am always doing it just to shut her up. She always gets upset that I don’t make decisions, but every time I do make one she turns around and disagrees with it so hard that I have to take it back and cancel everything. Maybe I was really looking forward to having time to spend seeing pretty things with my best friend. Maybe I wanted an input for once. MAYBE at 22 years old I had an opinion that I didn’t want to break on.

I feel like a child, meant to be seen but never to be heard.

And then she told herself, “Stop being so weak. Grow up and get over it.” and then she never felt anything again.

(via dostoyevska)

Yup. Thaaaats me.

(Source: chillstate, via shigity-shigity-shawarma)

charlie-in-a-beanie:

dutchnorkat:

skankmcmeow:

I see your shifting gaze, that disgusted glance. I know you’re questioning my parenting from across the elementary school assembly.

Let me tell you a little story about the kindergarten student with bright purple hair, my little Raven Marie…

A month before school started she decided to play hair stylist with the craft scissors, and to save what was left I had to opt for a pixie cut. She was absolutely devastated. It was about three hours before she stopped her harsh sobbing and hiccups.

Why?

She has thought that the length of a girls hair was what made her “girly”. I know I’ve personally had many hairstyles around her before, including a purple mohawk, which many people criticized as not being “girly” enough. Media, other children, other parents, and society made it worse. She would randomly burst in tears while out in public for the first week of her new style, screaming that she looked like a boy. That everyone would think she’s a boy.

At one point she took off her bow in her hair, threw it at a cashier and screamed, “I DON’T NEED THIS BOW TO TELL YOU THAT I’M NOT A BOY, BECAUSE I’M NOT”

Proudly stomping away in her blue jean overalls, head held high.

Once we edged closer to the first day of school she kept asking questions like, “Do you think the other kids will like me? Do you think they’ll be my friend? Will they think I’m a boy? Will they pick on me because I have boy hair?”

So I went to the grocery store, bought some dye, and spent the whole night transforming my bright blonde little girl into a plum punk rock fairy. I then assured her that if any of the kids didn’t like her, they were just jealous.

As for you, mothers and teachers with the wandering eyes filled with disgust and judgement, I’m in the business of raising a free spirit.

Here’s to you, Raven Marie. I love you.

SHE’S THE CUTEST OHMAHGOD CAN I HUG HER

I want that hair

(via shigity-shigity-shawarma)

did-you-kno:

Same-sex marriage has been legal in Canada since before Twitter even existed.  Source

did-you-kno:

Same-sex marriage has been legal in Canada since before Twitter even existed. Source

girlsthatloveweed:

WE LOVE WEED!

girlsthatloveweed:

WE LOVE WEED!

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shigity-shigity-shawarma:

cchannette:

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

oh my god

brinaleight

(Source: twoukofukawa)

fullmetal-ravioli:

The kakapo is a critically endangered species of large, flightless, nocturnal, ground-dwelling parrot of the super-family Strigopoidea endemic to New Zealand. The kakapo has finely blotched yellow-green plumage, a distinct facial disc of sensory, vibrissa-like feathers, a large grey beak, short legs, large feet, and wings and a tail of relatively short length.

The total known population is only 126 living individuals, as reported by the Kakapo Recovery programme, most of which have been given names.

Because of Polynesian and European colonisation and the introduction of predators such as cats, rats, ferrets, and stoats, the kakapo was almost wiped out.

Conservation efforts began in the 1890s, but they were not very successful until the implementation of the Kakapo Recovery plan in the 1980s. (x) 

There are ways you can help save the kakapo population through donations, adoptions, voluteering, becoming a supporter, or buying merchadise. 

Please spread the word!!!

PLEASE DON’T LET THIS BEAUTIFUL ADORABLE SPECIES OF BIRD DIE OUT!!!!

You can find more information on the endangered kakapo herehere, and here .

(via zombierose)